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Joseph Cain
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
Manwitch
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Legally changing my middle name to "Insolence" to really get under the skin of the next power-mad despot I meet.

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The vision where Burt Reynolds acted as my spirit guide was 100% worth the entrance fee of a traumatic brain injury.

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Everything but the Funyuns are going in the garbage.

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The goal wasn't to cover up alien visitation so much as hide how many of the bastards we've had to kill. Frankly, it's embarrassing nobody's come up with a better strategy.

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Shotgunning a Jolt Cola from my stash so I can feel The Quickening again.

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He unironically designed a van Booster Gold would cruise around in.

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Somebody had to say it.

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You won't convince me everyone hasn't fantasized about swinging a broadsword from the back of a pterodactyl or giant hawk while in a fur loincloth.

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JC
Joseph Cain
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
Manwitch
29 followers60 following717 posts