the girls are fightingggg

Scheduled human combustion

love finally using something i've had in my closet for over a decade because it justifies my habit of never getting rid of things

You, telling me about a great tv show I should watch. Me, nodding along, knowing I mostly just watch some guy play Prop Hunt on youtube

you wouldn't download a casserole

NBC Hannibal is my fave. Honorable mentions: Darth Nihilus and the pale man from Pan’s Labyrinth

lfg

the pyramid stays ON during sex!!

((I was on my period it's fine))

Lab results came in and not to brag, but I tested positive for occult blood 🧙‍♂️