I do not have the Andy Griffith accent or syntax. It's straight up South End Louisville Kentucky syntax with a mild accent. "Y'all ain't never done nothing" and shit like that. None of the good ol' boy or Southern Gentleman shit. 😂

Accidentally let the redneck southern syntax slip in a meeting with a bunch of Yankees. Me: We been doin' it thataway since March. Them: ... Me: 😬 ... so, the process hasn't changed since March. Any inconsistencies have to be from production changes.

Who?

I'm usually happy with a "very close" these days.

I hate when I put something off for ages and it looms over me until it takes on this horrible ultra-menacing quality for weeks and then when I finally do finally get it together it takes like fifteen minutes and is super easy

My Opinion Is Important "Everyone needs to see it." By Pat D. Poaster

Yes.

Tim Robinson - WHAT THE F**K

YouTube video by Emma Smith

So many*

I still cant believe there were to many articles that were like: No, you see, it was all that young woman taking advantage of the poor President. Really, if you think about it, isn't it HER fault?

Oh, the halcyon days, when we were none the wiser and the President was a victim of circumstance and not a predator.