I do not have the Andy Griffith accent or syntax. It's straight up South End Louisville Kentucky syntax with a mild accent. "Y'all ain't never done nothing" and shit like that. None of the good ol' boy or Southern Gentleman shit. 😂

I'm usually happy with a "very close" these days.

So many*

I still cant believe there were to many articles that were like: No, you see, it was all that young woman taking advantage of the poor President. Really, if you think about it, isn't it HER fault?

Oh, the halcyon days, when we were none the wiser and the President was a victim of circumstance and not a predator.

You want humanoid robots either because you haven't really thought the idea through or you want to fuck it.

Jesus H. Christ, Ben. That's not how you're supposed to do the internet. You're supposed to turn this into a months long beef that ultimately fizzles out, but results in an undying hatred of the other person. (Jokes aside: 🫡)

Philadelphia, you're our only hope.

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The internet and social media have expanded the reach of dumbfucks that are good at convincing other dumbfucks of how brilliant their dumbfuck ideas are.