The internet and social media have expanded the reach of dumbfucks that are good at convincing other dumbfucks of how brilliant their dumbfuck ideas are.

Reading the news is a startling reminder of how fucking stupid the average person actually is. It's genuinely shocking how dumb most people in this country are. It's not just wild, it's depressing. At some point, we royally fucked up if this is the state of things.

A lot of people like to argue that Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, John Stewart, and Guy Gardner are the best Green Lanterns, but the best one is actually this Coleman 700 lumens kerosene lamp.

It would probably be cool to ride a horse to school, though. NGL.

Maaaan, whaaaat? Haha! I wish I owned a fucking ranch. LMAO I never even seen a horse in person until I was a teenager and I spent my whole life within spitting distance of Churchill Downs. 😂

Someone asked me earnestly once if I rode a rode a horse to school when I was in NYC.

Y'all discourse now? Why can't y'all be fucking normal about the south? Jesus H. Christ. We aren't cryptids, fucking weirdos. Well, some of us are.

I'm going to have to start talking about all the times I've seen skins spring a leak when he's over here.

Why would he say that to me? 🤔

Why would the guy who knows I have a GNC child tell me he loves Owen Benjamin? Maybe I'm reading too much into this, maybe I need to whip his ass.