Salesman: (slaps quarter panel) “She’s a real beaut, and you can fit so many micropeens inside!”

well I'm in floods of tears www.thetimes.com/article/5ecd...

We only learnt of our son’s secret online life after he died at 20

When Mats Steen died from a muscle-wasting disorder, his parents believed that his life had been a tragically lonely one — until hundreds of emails from strangers arrived. It turns out that he’d found...

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So good, saw it in a theatre this summer

I can't speak for all American Jews, but for me at least, a presidential candidate saying there's Good Jews (ones who vote for him) and Bad Jews (ones who don't) and if he loses the election it was "rigged" and he'll blame Jews, is a lot more concerning than some college students denouncing Israel.

In Tucson they flopped from a 7500 seat arena down to a 2200 seat theatre. Also, city made him pay up front.

“Too big to be denied national security clearance”

A white Ohio journalist writes a piece defending Haitians from the racist abuse unleashed on them by MAGA. MAGA influencer Jack Posobiec (2.7 million followers on Twitter) expresses amazement, and a Blaze journalist says deport that white guy AND the Haitians. Posobiec concurs.

He is almost impossible to satirize at this point