Salesman: (slaps quarter panel) “She’s a real beaut, and you can fit so many micropeens inside!”

So good, saw it in a theatre this summer

In Tucson they flopped from a 7500 seat arena down to a 2200 seat theatre. Also, city made him pay up front.

He is almost impossible to satirize at this point

We did this play in high school, late 80s. “No one is going to get these jokes” Our director, “Some of your grandparents will love it!” (I played cousin Teddy)

Counterpoint: !! Just kidding, they’re good dawgs

I love this idea!

Dying on the practice field of heat stroke? Woke AF!

But mah privilege?!?!