I think the reason I have so few queer friends is I really do just want the standard life package (nice guy, probably kids, quiet ish life) It isn’t to say queer people don’t want that too, it’s just at least in my experience less want that than my cishet friends

I am not ashamed to say I agree and support tedcruznipples.

Try to do good everyday

Assuming we’re not heading for a recession (doesn’t seem likely), it’s time to admit — Biden has done a great job economically.

I was told by a doctor who specializes in trans stuff that my boobs look cis on Friday and I’ve been riding that high ever since

there should literally just be a site called /dev/null where you can post your thoughts and you get AI generated engagement but in reality it goes into a black hole and the information you write cannot be reconstructed even by quantum computers

If you join Bluesky you become trans If you join Threads you become cishet again If you join Twitter you become Republican

It’s really fucked up that I’m supposed to lead large scale projects and companies and should stop tweeting/skeeting But my true calling and raison d’etre is shitposting

I have a confession guys (girls)

If this happens you should be able to sue God for damages