Drove back from Edinburgh to Glasgow this morning & 100% this!!!!!
As someone who has experienced multiple enemas in my lifetime (history of bowel cancer in family) I'd take an anal cleanse over Kemi any day of the week.
London's Wedt End dimmed the lights for Maggie Smith. I think it's a very moving and beautiful tradition. RIP Mr. Creel
Boris Johnson's Unleashed review: 772 witless pages from an angry, thin-skinned man inews.co.uk/culture/unle...
Nothing can prepare you for how boring this memoir is
God knows you've had to read some dross as research for Origin Story, but this is horrendous for you :)
Well, if there was ever any doubt in anybody's mind, today truly proved that Badenoch is a profoundly awful person. #ToryLeadershipRace
This made me burst out laughing, so THANK YOU!