Drove back from Edinburgh to Glasgow this morning & 100% this!!!!!

As someone who has experienced multiple enemas in my lifetime (history of bowel cancer in family) I'd take an anal cleanse over Kemi any day of the week.

London's Wedt End dimmed the lights for Maggie Smith. I think it's a very moving and beautiful tradition. RIP Mr. Creel

God knows you've had to read some dross as research for Origin Story, but this is horrendous for you :)

This made me burst out laughing, so THANK YOU!

I LOVE FIP. Always encouraging it to others.

I never miss it :) and I'm a ko-fi backer too x

I'm one of the people that responds every year to read out my friend's name when you request contributions for those we've lost :)

I remember it well. Lovely lovely fags ON A PLANE :)

I have never understood this. And I'm a Glaswegian!!!!!