Drinking a large hot coffee and eating 2 donuts just to feel something in the Planet Fitness bathroom

Yknow it’s insanely not very international after looking into it

April Fools Day on the internet has been a sad and quiet space since ThinkGeek shut down

There are two wolves inside of you. One of them makes children’s content, the other just full on shits on a guy

gf: I have burrito breath me: well I know somebody who wants burrito penis

“I voted” sticker but it says “I sharted”

Why’s at&t texting me like a boyfriend who hit me

Got some new ink yesterday