Drive a fully-optioned Pavement Crusher 9000 yet have never been to a job site in their life

If Ford F-150 Commercials Were Honest

YouTube video by Brian Frange Cartoons

War on Terror broke masculinity in this country. On 9/10/01 being a soldier was a job for dudes too stupid to make money. 9/12/01 to be a man was to be a soldier and that rapid change in attitude fucked up almost every white dude you know. Why else do accountants buy AR15s and NVGs?