"Cybertruck's warranty is void if you drive it offroad" is not what I expected from a car that is supposed to help you survive apocalypse.

Best to leave it in the Tesla shop, where you'll be able to look at it whenever you want.

No warranty servicers in an apocalypse, I guess.

Wait. What??

Read the fine print. Intended for a well-paved apocalypse only.

Remember when Musk said this thing would be able to do the Baja Rally? :P

And all this time I thought Tesla booked $0 reserves for truck warranties because they'd only sold 3,900 of them. Turns out the warranty is illusory. bsky.app/profile/ml8m...

Don't some Porches come with a launch control that will void your warranty if you ever actually use it?

But it is what I'd expect from a Musk truck

Zombies love to perform highway maintenance. Most people don’t know this but it’s true.

The cybertruck’s warranty is void if it gets rained on