Hang this in the Louvre

Constantly flogging what you do for a living is lame. Who fucking cares?

Taylor Swift looks like the kind of girl that claps when the waitress brings her pancakes

I just went on twittex and immediately unfollowed someone for misinformation. Ugh.

Alright. I bit the bullet and added live tv to my Hulu. It’s not in the budget, but baseball. I’m offended that my mlb tv subscription won’t let me watch because it should.

Anyway, I’m ecstatic that the snakes beat up the dodgers last night, even if they’re being scabs.

I hate twitter, but there’s never anyone to talk baseball with here, no matter how many invites I hand out. Sigh. Elon’s gonna have to work harder to run everyone off.

oh it’s a marathon not a sprint? so like, even worse??

I only recently noticed that cats have eyelashes.