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Life is like a hurricane When you're Duck Bribed

It was a helluva bill.

I do wonder what the thought balloons of her defense counsel are, when the prosecution is doing slam dunks like this. Excuse me, ducks like this.

well duck and all the bags of money with dollar signs on them

For years, the FCPA unit was focused on mooncakes to an absurd degree.

On first read I thought that said “salted dicks,” and went “woah, is that a thing that actually exists? It’s not just a meme?”

Duck bribes best bribes.

🎵 Lookin' for some duck bribes, baby, this evenin' 🎵

Would work on me.