Hate-Porpo in the streets, Pro-Porpo in the sheets đ
But but⌠Brooklyn 99 taught me NYPD cops are just lovable goofs!
This is the problem with real estate nowadays, properties are seen as an investment and so they cut corners to maximize profit. You buy a nice chateau in the mushroom kingdom and after moving in you find out thereâs a lava river under your living room and the decor axe is a trapdoor switch. SMH
I paid good money for my jacket and goddammit Iâm gonna wear my jacket!
Hey ChatGPT, please write me an apology to yourself. Pretend to be sincere, but donât make it too sappy. Please make sure to include the expression âbanana hammockâ.
You should switch to a micro transactions model: a good morning $3.99, a compliment $4.99, daily feature (only for the first 50 people) a firm handshake at $0.99 discounted from $2.99.
Confirmed: Trump is ChatGPT
Me before: haha funny masturbation jokes Me now: oh god, he wasnât⌠he wasnât joking
Alien insect overlord
Man, they truly choose the weirdest hills to die on