Yeah I have zero patience for that kinda shit, ngl

I’ve heard this booster packs a PUNCH from quite a few people Also… coworkers like that suck, but part of me thinks your next post is the fact that this is a joke skeet about a pet or something Or I’m just loopy at this point, who knows!

Tiiiiiired But trying to avoid nodding off too early & wrecking my sleep schedule. Also accomplished zero of what I needed to get done this long weekend 🙈 How was your Monday?

It’s already getting there, and oh man. You either die young or live to see yourself become The ‘How Do You Do, Fellow Kids’ guy

Yeah there’s no way the grocery stores can actually sell any of that shit, sooo…

Which I suppose just further underscores the scale/severity… it’s been really hard to grasp 😔

*heavy caveat here that I’m Canadian & this is just how SAR operated here during larger weather disasters, & I am in zero way an expert. This also seems unprecedented and horrific in scale, so I won’t presume to know what US disaster relief workers prefer. All of this is deeply scary and tragic 💔

This one part is a bit true, as much as I’m NOT a fan of police. A good friend of mine volunteered for wilderness Search & Rescue for 25 years, & if someone is ‘safe’ during a disaster they don’t want* people going back into the danger zone b/c they’re trying to get to others that still need help 😔

Wait it’s entirely DOWN? Like country wide?

Oh god I’m gonna have to Google something that stresses me out/angers me/depresses me, aren’t I