I’m sorry, the guy who broke into Nancy Pelosi’s house and bashed her husband’s head in with a hammer, had WHAT with him at the time?

It's the logical way to escape a police cordon if they're looking for a kidnapper and his victim - they won't be looking for unicorns!

he was canadian!

A video game console?! I stopped there as it could not possibly get any weirder.

Well, that list was a journey.

I knew it. I knew those fucking poutine junkies were behind it.

Ummmmm . . .

I have so many questions.

It's like that old Steve Martin bit where the terrorist demands a getaway car and the letter "A" stricken from the alphabet. He did it so he could plead insanity if he was ever caught. Then Steve snickers "getaway car".

Ah yes, the QAnon unicorn