Maybe if we start calling it Unborn Baby Earth instead of Mother Earth republicans will be more concerned with its well-being.

I’m going with Barefoot, Pregnant, and Uneducated Earth Day, since that’s their actual boner-getter.

Spread the theory that the earth is an egg for some cosmic being.Spread the theory that the earth is an egg for some cosmic being.

Ha! Well played.

Maybe start calling it "Glock Recoilless Semi-Automatic Earth" and see if the GOP starts reflexively giving it tax breaks