I would like to inspect these scientists for wings and murder beaks.

The ADHD feeling of desperately needing a nap, but also being too bored to nap.

It's Pancake Day! youtu.be/gj_aHCpZl4k?...

Pancake Day - Maid Marian

It's Pancake Day, yes it's pancake day, yes it's P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P Pancake day! - Classic I laugh every time I watch this. Maid Marian & Her Merry Men - Pancak...

I've just returned to my flat in Manchester to find several lovely surprises in my letterbox, including this very kind Christmas present from @okyeahbut.bsky.social at Gollancz - an early copy of HIGH VALUTAGE by Chris and Jen Sugden! I can't wait to start reading.

Watching the Sound of Music as a kid, I never realised the Baroness was mean. Watching it at Uni, I realised she was. Watching it at 36, I feel like she's rather bloody justified, given as she's all but engaged and this randomer comes along and ruins it.

Stood at the window waiting for Santa to do his drive-by, like a proper grown up.

In the queue at the butcher's earlier. "Do you have pigs in blankets?" "No, we have the ingredients to make them yourself."

Some quality prizes up for grabs in tonight's Christmas Quiz.

I was not emotionally prepared for Klaus.

Just looked at the GCHQ brainteaser for children and though what a good job I am not a child.