I put my pants on like everyone else. You know... how we all do it.

One torso at a time.

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Haha yep!

One pant at a time

look we're all normal mammals here that enjoy putting on pants in the usual way. Who told you otherwise? i'm sure we'll do so again soon, just not right now, because of reasons.

Some times the pants are like a physical riddle.

Yep, me too. I do it the one and only way, exactly like everybody else does it, when I’m getting dressed in the toilet stall.

You know how we be doing. With the pants putting.

I'll put my pants on, but you start

Just five or six tentacles at a time!