This has taken nearly 5 years and we've been living with a makeshift deck made of palletes and dirt being tracked into the house constantly 😭

Yeah I got BDE. Big deck energy 😎

Why do all vegetables look so phallic and/or vulvic 😭

I feel like it's time to put a vegetable in myself and my children we've been living off bbq meat, burgers, and fish and chips all week on holiday 🥕

I don't want to cook but there is no one else to cook for me and I am too rural for takeaways 😭

My dad is in his 60s & his youngest child just turned 18 so him & his partner have moved to London to get jobs & do a late in life OE. He's got FB for the 1st time, a new London wardrobe & is having the best time going to shows & river cruises & buying discounted cheese 😅

Every time I hear a young adult say "the nineteen hundreds" a part of me shrivels and dies 😭

Keep those leaks coming public servants. You want a tight ship you gotta look after the people who keep the ship afloat 😎 #nzpol

Are they imported? I'm not sure if any local ones are in season yet. This might explain the disappointment. It's usual for imported fruit to be picked unripe for ease of shipping but tbh the flavour and juiciness is sacrificed 😓