This has taken nearly 5 years and we've been living with a makeshift deck made of palletes and dirt being tracked into the house constantly 😭

Why do all vegetables look so phallic and/or vulvic 😭

I feel like it's time to put a vegetable in myself and my children we've been living off bbq meat, burgers, and fish and chips all week on holiday 🥕

Are they imported? I'm not sure if any local ones are in season yet. This might explain the disappointment. It's usual for imported fruit to be picked unripe for ease of shipping but tbh the flavour and juiciness is sacrificed 😓

This is my favourite example to use any time anyone makes a thinly-veiled morality judgement against healthcare being provided to drug users, fat people etc, under the guise of concern for taxpayer money. It actually works too ime

I can't believe people get on them with no helmets 😬

On a tree? They usually don't ripen for another couple of months. They kind of fall off easily with a very slight twist and feel kind of heavy. Mine are annotingly a green variety so I can't go by colour.

I was a chef before kids and it's triggering AF tbh. But in a good way...mostly. I don't think I'll ever be able to see a string of dockets being spat out even on screen and not panic

He's been waiting for one of his friends to get home from holiday all week and leaving her pokemon cards in here letterbox and she got back today and had bought him a friendship necklace. Ugh, my heart 🥹