Honestly if there was a weed cafe with muffled acoustics where I could see friends and eat brunch I'd be there.
I lie. I can't think of anything worse than a bottomless brunch as someone who doesn't drink and gets overwhelmed when sound comes from multiple directions. I just couldn't think of anything bougie
This involuntary period of rest has taken my ability to do most things that wreck my nails but it has also given me time look after them. They usually betray my humble origins but I'm ready for the bottomless brunch ๐
Wisdom tooth pain. Fuck ๐ซ
Free entry pools doing the parenting heavy lifting for me this (and every) summer. Third spaces ftw ๐๐๐
Luckily I am nothing if not discreet ๐ง
Jesus fuck I'm overhearing all the T on my kids' friend's parents during this post-sleepover breakfast... I was not prepared to be anointed as keeper of this level of family secretry before my first cuppa โ
I calmly walked over & had to use a plastic sandpit toy & my bare hand to carefully grab from my 3yo daughter's hair. I told her not to worry but stay still & I'd get it out, then I did it & we went to the garden to set it free. Nightmare fuel. My bare hand ๐ญ
Omg one time one was in my daughter's hair. She was outside at Playcentre. It was so big I clocked it through a window. The whole world slowed down & I saw clearly that how I reacted could determine her tolerance of spiders. There was nothing around to put the spider in in the time I had.