Rumor confirmed that the Vance campaign is in talks with an un-named producer to reach out to the Asian demographic, the ones he is not planning to deport, with a remake of Couching Tiger Hidden Duvet.
One the one hand, he probably didn't have sex with his couch, on the other parties will be awkward at his house when no one opts to sit on the couch.
It’s curious the way, denying some thing that seems absurd makes it seem truer.
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Their argument is merely that he didn't *say* he fucked a couch, leaving open other possibilities
My "Didn't fuck a couch" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
A likely story
Well, not so much since Brooke got cut.