Stay ready ain’t got to get ready

Please do not blemish charcuterie when the British already have the perfectly good term “gammon” available

White people who can’t handle being called “cracker” are fucking WEAK.

lmaooo

here for it

Charcuterarians sounds like a religion and tbh I could be lured into a cult with the promise of salami and crackers and cheese

I can’t stop laughing

Now there's a dicho for our times

Outstanding

Crude-Ites