Seasoned, baked chicken and roasted veggies are going to be arguably healthier than carbohydrate and sugar-laden dough baked under tomato sauce and cheese with any toppings on them.

.... don't make shitty dough then? Look my meatsuit has extremely high caloric draw, upwards of 6,000 calories a day every single day for the past week, with around 3000 a day being typical.