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bottom-tier water flea, but I try my best to be nice anyways she/her๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
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Apaige.gorp.dog

you know, maybe those anime girls who would comically beat up guys whenever they did something pervy had a point

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Apaige.gorp.dog

excuse me who's downloading threads I haven't met a single person who uses threads

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ATTENTION. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. YOU ARE BEING INFORMED THAT WE ARE NOW NUMBER TWO (2) IN THE UNITED STATES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA APPLICATIONS IN THE IOS APP STORE. THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD EVENING.

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Wwintomsky.bsky.social

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eunnieboo.bsky.social

pink in the night (2019)

lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.
page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.
page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.
page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Apaige.gorp.dog

my latest catchphrase is "beep smoop"

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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

Sometimes at night, when I can't sleep... I can the walls of the apartment, dingy, poorly-maintained. And I stare at your stupid face. And I know I'm the happiest I've ever been.
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Apaige.gorp.dog

I like how all of my friends have ocs that are these beautiful amazing people and then all of my ocs are these pathetic sobbing wet dorks

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Apaige.gorp.dog

idea: buying a van and calling it va'am

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Ttietuesday.bsky.social

HELLO IF YOU'D LIKE YOUR OWN PUTT PUTT TUBER PLEASE ENJOY USE FREELY SPREAD MY TERRIBLE CHILD

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MAcrimew.gay

shitposting about kinks you dont have is funny, but beware

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bottom-tier water flea, but I try my best to be nice anyways she/her๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
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