I’m Thom Yorke and if you’re looking for an “okay computer” you can’t go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. It’s basically fine

I just want you all to know that eating egg-free cookie dough on your couch while you play a new video game is a pleasure undiminished by the passage of time.

It's weird because the world inarguably sucks right now and there is so much suffering everywhere but I am the happiest and the most stable that I've ever been. Things are really nice in my own little bubble.

ive said it before and i will say it again if voting didnt matter they wouldnt keep trying to make it harder to vote

It's a good thing I move in a couple days because I spent a whole twenty minutes today considering the whole "Matty Healy is Taylor Swift's limerent object" theory and not every hyperfixation deserves to be indulged.

If you believe that poverty is caused by poor people not working hard enough rather than being the result of the corruption and greed that's baked into our political system, you should be legally banned from making Instagram videos and Tiktoks using Luke Combs' cover of "Fast Car".

Nothing says handover to LA like sending our craziest movie star.

Annnnnd Tom Cruise is doing manchild stunts so that warm fuzzy feeling went out in a flash

Simone holding an Olympic flag makes me feel the most patriotic I ever feel to be honest

Show us what Johnny Weir is wearing you cowards