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Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Facts, shitposts & lewds. 18+ There is a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work. insta: raeisanerd raeisanerd.com
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If you have questions about sea cucumber butt teeth, ask away! I probably won't know the answer, but I find questions neat. Especially the squiggly bit at the end. 💕? If you see a squiggly bit at the end of a sea cucumber, that's a pearlfish and it's a jerk.

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A pearlfish could choose to live anywhere. It's not like there's landlords and credit checks in the ocean. And it chooses the inside of a sea cucumber's butt?? This feels spiritually similar to going to a Chinese buffet and eating the pizza. It was an option, but... Really?

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!
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Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Facts, shitposts & lewds. 18+ There is a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work. insta: raeisanerd raeisanerd.com
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