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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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Illustrated book cover featuring Dracula enjoying a pile of gold, he’s smiling and a skeleton lays over the pile. Copy and title read: HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH? SELLING FRANKENSTEIN'S FEET PIX ONLINE BY HERMAN BALDSACK Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that
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BWiamclutch.bsky.social

Would totally read this.

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MHhunstiger.bsky.social

Is this real? Please let it be real.

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HOmtnsnark.bsky.social

@ripperoni.com

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HOhatmamadnezz.bsky.social

Freaky Dracula

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Mmangymongrel.bsky.social

This is doubly funny since Frankenstein’s feet are stolen 😆

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FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was/ not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times
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Kkittsworth.bsky.social

Canon

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JDmatrixman124.hellthread.vet

ONE TWO THREE BIG FEET AH AH AH

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GFgfeltner.bsky.social

Just joined and you are here. Thank the gods!

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Mmonkiesupreme.bsky.social

i...no way is this real

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@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
18.9k followers8 following440 posts
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