Webfishing is my GotY holy shit

There's a smashed up Tesla at the end of my block and every time I see it start singing "Wrecked Tesla" to the tune of Rock Lobster, complete with music.

It's fuckin bedtime

I say this all the time and everyone thinks I'm a madman

Just got home from work, you know what that means

You will not have a good time here if you’re a transphobe. You will be hunted for sport. And I think that’s wonderful.

Waiter: "Welcome to [unreasonably trendy restaurant]. If you'd like today's menu, just scan this QR code-" Me: *Mack-shaped cloud of dust as the door swings back and forth* Get entirely to fuck with these things.

WRwolfierankin.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 7:05am

It's probably best to avoid wild QR codes.

Ol Dirty Bastard is a pretty funny name for a musician but it’s even funnier when they’re in a group where everyone else is a ninja

AEW in 2025. We think this sums it up! #aew#wrestlesky#prowrestling

I got to play some pinball today. Boy I got really bad at it somewhere along the line.