Webfishing is my GotY holy shit
There's a smashed up Tesla at the end of my block and every time I see it start singing "Wrecked Tesla" to the tune of Rock Lobster, complete with music.
I say this all the time and everyone thinks I'm a madman
You will not have a good time here if you’re a transphobe. You will be hunted for sport. And I think that’s wonderful.
Waiter: "Welcome to [unreasonably trendy restaurant]. If you'd like today's menu, just scan this QR code-" Me: *Mack-shaped cloud of dust as the door swings back and forth* Get entirely to fuck with these things.
Ol Dirty Bastard is a pretty funny name for a musician but it’s even funnier when they’re in a group where everyone else is a ninja
I got to play some pinball today. Boy I got really bad at it somewhere along the line.
Another day, another year older, another rotation around the sun. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee