I'm so proud dimebad got killed in my state 🥰 and they say ohio doesn't do anything important

After reading Chaos I'm willing to entertain anything being an op. Totinos pizza rolls?? Sure. Uber? I'd buy it in a second, brother

Churn butter? No Jebidiyah, I'm churning my brains into the fuckin wall. We don't even get HBO max in this shit

No power is so boring, if I was Amish I'd kill myself instantly

It's wild that grimes is violently stupid but Elon is even more dumb

When you hit "translate" on a Hebrew tweet, it briefly opens a portal to a dimension of pure Hitler particles

Back 2 tha old me (practicing slayer riffs till my fingers bleed)

I've reached a level of stink at the gym where I smell like some kind of salt and vinegar flavor blasted frito

we were right about Y2K we were just 24 years early