Churn butter? No Jebidiyah, I'm churning my brains into the fuckin wall. We don't even get HBO max in this shit

and then 1.5 hours in, you ask, with your jaw so numb you can't even hold in your drool, "are you close?" and they say "I think so"

this is science

🥵

You're a mischievous little rapscallion and I know it!!

sometimes I do both and that's called being gender fluid

from kingdom hearts? She's cool

"early to bed, early to rise, counting stinky bands stacked up to my eyes" --ben Franklin

this is the mob rule the founding fathers warned us about

but I would also rather get waterboarded than have to go on a date with like a Disney adult or yas queen drag race fåg