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paris martineau
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oh look! it’s Gizmo “i’m not supposed to be on the table” Martineau

a black and white cat looking cute but surprised as she stares at the camera while lounging atop a brown wood dining table. she is framed to the left by a vase with dried flowers and to the right by a big leaf.
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looks like the comments are full of gizmo APOLOGISTS

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MBmbillips.bsky.social

Supposed to be! Is!

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Ddarthbluesky.bsky.social

INNOCENT

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section331.bsky.social

A very common middle name for a lot of cats. I decided to part with tradition, the orange one's name is Ryne Stop Trying to Put Kittens In Your Sister Duren.

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MOmathewolson.bsky.social

imo that's a perfectly fine place for gizmo

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BSteeveeben.bsky.social

Gonna have to chop up that table. Once they start getting underneath cats they can never really be reformed.

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TCchickenlady.bsky.social

😁😁 He looks more like "Am I REALLY not supposed to be on the table..? Oh, I missed that memo..."

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Eethanclsn.bsky.social

I also have a Gizmo!!

Orange cat on counter looking quizzically at a black grim reaper cloak
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Wwhitehatshark.bsky.social

Totally innocent! Hate to inform you: you don't own a cat, you have an fantastic boss tho! I don't make the rules, they do! We need to obey them, cats will take over the world and make everything better!

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CLcabinloon.bsky.social

In recognition of the attractive table, Gizmo helpfully wanted to add further attraction.

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paris martineau
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investigative tech reporter @ the information. no thoughts only skeets
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