Also, that drink had its wings clipped. It could/should have been so much more horrible.

Hah, this is the post that brought me back to Bluski.

Burnt my hand on a pop tart because my toaster sucks and I have no patience.

Going out with friends and buying matching booty shorts. That's the vibe.

A DJ who just remixes audiobooks.

Was bored so I listened to Bat Out of Hell for the first time. What's the most famous song you've somehow never heard?

Been happening constantly for over a week with me.

Why does Bluesky keep logging me out? Is this happening to anyone else?

Probably not a good sign for Bluesky that nobody I know in real life has heard of Bluesky.

White people love saying shit like "I'm proud to be from Idaho".