Who's the most surprising person who followed you on Twitter (real people, not like Barack Obama's account)? For me, probably El-P from Run The Jewels, and Grasshopper from Mercury Rev.

sophie turner

Mike Figgis when he was a thing. Used to love a late night film chat. In the Twitter golden age then.

This was the funniest one: In the Finnish TV program movie listings, Rob Schneider was repeatedly referred to as a "master comedian". I mentioned (in Finnish) that he probably writes those himself, and lo and behold, Schneider himself unexpectedly read the message and told me to fu** off.

Poppy Northcutt. Absolute legend and the only time I've actually dropped my phone with shock)

john cusack

Although it was a mass follow, I was absolutely chuffed when the actress who played Sabrina the Teenaged Witch followed me.

Gordon Ramsay, on my first account there

Jim Piddock followed be because of my support of Crystal Palace

Taye Diggs

MC Hammer