Jesus, this place is even whinier than Twitter. See you all on TikTok. Can't remember my login.

What's that? Bluesky has GIFs now?

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The new Lloyds bank advert is 🔥🔥🔥

I saw #GhostbustersFrozenEmpire. The only thing that matters to me when I see a film these days is "How did I feel during the film and when I came out of the cinema?" - and y'know what? Busting made me feel good. The reviews aren't factually wrong, but I had fun. Third favourite.

The one good thing about Kate's announcement is that it will have taught everybody a valuablahahahaha will it fuck.

Other videos in this series include "Robert Popper on Ketamine" and "Charlie Brooker on Smack."

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Happy birthday to all the international women! All of you rubbish national women can bog off.

Always shocked whenever I remember that Therese Coffey is only 36 years old.

How to salvage #MadameWeb: 1. Get Dakota Johnson to record a commentary 2. Re-release the film in cinemas with said commentary attached.