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George Pearkes
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Bluesky’s resident finance bro | Macro Strategist | Even the blind squirrel get a nut sometime. | QCR: Non Culto | American via Canada, not Scottish. *ALL CAPS HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE FROM BLOOMBERG 📍 CLT
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Incredible series of quotes in here. Biggest hung deal probably ever, M&A bankers getting bonuses cut over it, MUFG flipped the loan to its special sits group, BAC and MS lost top-of-league-table spots in M&A to JPM & GS in part because of the loans, at least two-thirds of the equity cushion gone.

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DHskoryy.bsky.social

So, let's just say there's an economic crisis and investors make a run on $TSLA. Puppies and rainbows ensue, right? (I won't lie, I'll have the loudest laugh ever if Tesla gets GM'd.)

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APtwittery.bsky.social

How were those loans structured? If this was a middle class family’s home, it would have been foreclosed upon months ago. Capitalism, it’s past your bedtime.

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Aafricanadian.bsky.social

The reality between many I-Bankers' "brilliance" and their actual intelligence is very wide. But you know they get paid so much they must be genuises.

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TTtsumibito13.bsky.social

Elon shot not just himself in the dick but also a bunch of banks? That's hilarious.

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BMbluememe.bsky.social

I think we are nearing the end of the “gradually” phase of Elmo’s denouement; the “suddenly” phase is approaching.

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Siid.bsky.social

it feels so good. it feels so good

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Bsameoldstory.co

I still don’t at all understand why they loaned him the money

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George Pearkes
@peark.es
Bluesky’s resident finance bro | Macro Strategist | Even the blind squirrel get a nut sometime. | QCR: Non Culto | American via Canada, not Scottish. *ALL CAPS HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE FROM BLOOMBERG 📍 CLT
5.7k followers585 following15.5k posts