The plan? Outsource your cashier jobs to India via video feed and tell everyone you’re using advanced RFID tagging onsite at brick-and-mortar shops to sound futuristic (after your ecommerce empire shifted everyone away from brick-and-mortar) when you’re actually regressive
not me clogging my toilet 20 mins before a job interview
if you skeet the word “horny” they will cum
i’m the world’s first legitimate love child
hired a maid for the first time and I just stay in my home office with the door closed while she’s here but I can hear her singing carefree throughout the house. it shouldn’t be possible to be this bricked up
unfollowing that one person is sometimes all you need
it’s ok to log off. i’m not being helpful. this is passive aggression. you should log off
im feeling the holiday spirit i want to get hit by two airplanes today
9/11 isn’t cool, guys. You know what’s cool? A billion 9/11s
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