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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
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APpetridishes.bsky.social

just trying to realize some dreams

form that reads “how did you hear about us?” with “instagram” selected, followed by “tell me more about this project” with the following text filled in: “Hello! I am trying to throw an Ides of March party where everybody can stab a big cake that looks like Julius Caesar. It can just be a flat sheet cake with a picture of Caesar on it”
text in the “tell me more about this project” box continues: “but if you could do a 3D cake that sort of looked like a statue you would have my sword forever! Though that sounds logistically difficult! Once again I worry that this sounds”
tell me more about this project text continues: “like a joke but seriously if I can find someone willing to make a red velvet cake that looks like Julius Caesar that people can stab I will throw a whole event around it and you will be a hero to me forever! Have a great day!”
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AKkatzish.bsky.social

Literally no Instagram cake vendor is prepared for you

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Ccaitesq.bsky.social

This feels late in the season for this party

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APpetridishes.bsky.social

update: got a positive reply!!!! Ides of March 2025!!! there will be at least one cake

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BBjoshuajfriedman.com

Ate too Brute

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Sstiney.bsky.social

But what if it’s also filled with jam so when you and your friends stab him the jam oozes out

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AEaedwardslevy.bsky.social

do they also do Cinna buns

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LGskeet.best

this could cost somewhere around a thousand dollars but it's absolutely doable

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Sharrietvane.bsky.social

If @smolanalyst.bsky.social did not have a baby I bet she could rig this up.

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KRkep.rinvelo.com

If this happens, please be sure to share photos and video of the event - that sounds like great fun

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AFamfisher.bsky.social

Caketago delicious est.

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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
19.5k followers302 following517 posts