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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
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Literally no Instagram cake vendor is prepared for you
This feels late in the season for this party
update: got a positive reply!!!! Ides of March 2025!!! there will be at least one cake
Ate too Brute
But what if it’s also filled with jam so when you and your friends stab him the jam oozes out
do they also do Cinna buns
this could cost somewhere around a thousand dollars but it's absolutely doable
If @smolanalyst.bsky.social did not have a baby I bet she could rig this up.
If this happens, please be sure to share photos and video of the event - that sounds like great fun
Caketago delicious est.
AP
Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
19.5k followers302 following517 posts