update: got a positive reply!!!! Ides of March 2025!!! there will be at least one cake
You Are The Queen of Everything
need some champagne there so you can say et tu brut
Everyone who attends has to agree to stab the cake. There’s no getting out of it.
I worked for a little company that threw an anniversary party and the founder made a cake that said "five years of blood sweat and tears" but we cut it up for the party so we all stood around a red velvet cake that read YEARS OF BLOOD
Ooh that sounds amazing! If I were you, I'd ask to add strawberry or raspberry jam on the inside so it sort of oozes when stabbed. Such a great idea for a party. I look forward to seeing your posts about it next year.
Obviously you need two cakes, so you can say you ate two brutally
Cable pay per view like a prize fight?
I'd think a full size mannequin cake (mannequake?) would be difficult, but I'd think you could pretty easily take a large sheet cake, and cut it up to rearrange into a silhouette.
advance notice, I will be crashing this party