can you explain this thigh gap in your resume

Was eating a bucket of KFC and dropped a piece

I was hella broke because I didn't have a job and ate only Top Ramen?

I was traveling on a sabbatical. Pretty sure I ate something wasn't supposed too.

that was when god carried me

I've never had a gap in anything sir!!

I'm tucking would you rather i didn't?

I sat on the photocopier

Year out volunteering in an elephant sanctuary in Bangkok.

it’s under NDA, sorry

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