Please someone put me in a Star Wars property as an officer in the empire, I am very good at standing with my hands clasped behind my back. I can also look out at space with a tight little smile

We’re sorry. All current properties are set in either the pre-Empire Republic, or the post-Empire Restoration. You should seek help for this fetish with galactic fascism.

"I'm trained to stand here, confidently" - Ken-obi

I always pictured you as the guy who caught the little alien frogs Jabba had in his candy bowl

literal shit eating grin

empire needs plenty of moffs

Not enough mustachios in the empire, I'm always saying this.

i also want to be an officer in the empire, but only so some space dom in black leather will force choke me.

“Officer Palff Tomkiz, you may fyire hwhen reday.”

Vouching this. PFT got the goods

How's your British accent?