The year is 2026, your pizza is made of cauliflower. Your rice? Cauliflower. Your spouse calls your cauliflower phone. You answer. She’s been replaced with cauliflower.

>loads cauliflower into revolver to paint the walls a nice shade of cauliflower.

Where's the downside?

It's all mustard to me.

In this scenario, I also will be cauliflower by this point. So, I probably won't notice anything unusual.

Frankly better than now where everything is corn.

i cant believe they replaced biden with kamalaflower already

This happened to my cousin Frank

Good thing I'm not married!

huh. what does this even meaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IM TURNING INTO CAULIFLOWER;;!;;;;!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!

a cauliflower with a 50 % off sign on it

ALT: a cauliflower with a 50 % off sign on it