you just “assumed?” well, you know what happens when you assume… (i unsheathe my katana)
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Wholesome Facts: wait i just learned that to keep from drifting apart otters will hold hands and plan date nights
Bluesky: You might have noticed the app glitching out a little bit today. We think it may be related to screenshots of Twitter/X so please refrain from posting those for now.
gunman: wow wonder why everyones leaving twitter big mystery
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On my own: They don't give a fuck about you. They only care about their agenda and their woke cult. They don't just want your money. They want your blood.
(quote tweet from Pop Crave: Sony reveals title of Bug Boy reboot: Bug Girl)
(Poster of Bug Girl with Tagline: Little Bug. Big Heart.)
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Nostalgia ZONE: am i the only one who remembers myspace
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xxBritneyxx (~waffle mafia =])
Subject: Body:
PLEASE OPEN: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT IF...
hello my name is kayla and i was killed by a drunk driver who stabbed me to death. the cops wouldn't even let my parents see my body because my corpse looked so crazy. send this to 5 people and repeat the phrase "kayla is so pretty" 10 times or i will be in your room tonight.
PS i have no eyes or a face either && i'm dripping with blood
[Proverbs 3:15-16] "Trust in the LORD with all
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ms paint sonic: (reply to myspace screenshot) is this real](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:hf34ke76ffgfprvlecuphuel/bafkreib36i5tjocphnaap6i2qxzjqa5qwgf6stpchf57tyvlw3m2ywjc2m@jpeg)
don’t even get me started on a chocolate bar. that’s the freaking bulk foods section
granola bar? yeah that’s the freaking bulk foods section am i right folks. that’s the freaking bulk foods section where they sell granola in bulk at the bulk foods section
if you’re just joining bluesky, allow me to be the very first person to say: peepee poopoo
(the villain slips up and says something they couldn't have known... unless they were the villain) ah... now i have the upper hand, since i know they're evil and trying to trick me. i think the best use of this power is to immediately state all of this out loud to their face
love to see an instagram ad that says "are you still using soap? you idiot. you moron. that sucks ass. its time you tried our burnt bean scrub" and then two months later have someone confidently tell me "apparently burnt bean scrub is better than soap"
tech companies 2020: we will be carbon free within the decade tech companies 2024: i see you've used our product! i'll be sure to tell the AI to burn one hundred pieces of coal with a blowtorch. no you cant stop me