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duh-doy orbison
@philkolas.bsky.social
Minneapolis comedian www.philkolas.com Cthulu/fhtagn
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Would eviscerating a farm animal count as suspicious activity?

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And the jukebox in the next room over.

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"Stool stooly stool" Noun : A small chair that a nark sits on while they give away secrets about your poop that you told them in confidence : Mostly about your small carpentry business, that uses poop instead of wood

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"Stooly" (stool pigeon) Noun : A living or dummy pigeon, used to decoy others : an informer for the police; nark : A person acting as a decoy (US slang)

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100%

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Did you make this? I like it.

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Have you seen FINAL WARS where Godzilla fights and kills Zilla is 9 seconds? It's pretty great.

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I fucking love cultural cosmopolitanism and I will always stay in city that takes in refugees and makes me hear 7 languages every time I go grocery shopping. I love diversity and it makes me want to slap racists right in their shriveled little micro-penis nutsacks.

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I can barely handle grown adults now. Why would taking away bowel control be an upgrade? "This model is pretty annoying. Can we take away its ability to feed itself and know how a toilet works? And make sure it can't leave my house and it's illegal for me to get rid of it. Fun."

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duh-doy orbison
@philkolas.bsky.social
Minneapolis comedian www.philkolas.com Cthulu/fhtagn
13 followers15 following172 posts