“Bulgarian split squats can fuck right off,” I said to myself as I did another set just to see if I could. I nailed it.

Me: *Keeps to myself at work so no one really knows much about me* Also me: *Cracks nose as a demo of a fun fact I submitted for a guess who icebreaker during a work call that included some of the executives and HR* A handful of people recoiled, some even yanked their headsets off. It was glorious.

Working on a Bloodborne Hunter cosplay and vibing to the ost (“Hail the Nightmare” atm). My neighbors might think I’m summoning a Great One.

Huehue, I’m finally able to work on a cosplay. No idea what cons to go to yet but this is for Halloween atm. 😈

I think I’ve gotten more critical the older I get. If I don’t find jokes or flirty lines funny or flattering, I dissect them to find the punchline, examine word choices, and note how they were delivered. First two may swap order. If none of those work, I’ll ask for an explanation.

Flu AND Covid booster shots, let’s gooo.

Double dipping today to offload my last pre-DT screenshots, this time the final 4 of the Goth Aria set 🥰 Hope you have been having a wonderful day! Your well being means so much to me and I hope you have been able to smile! 💖 #Au_Ra#GPOSERS#EorzeaPhotos#ffxivgpose

What??? 😳😭No way??

You nailed the expression in the first one👌

I registered this morning for a 3-week pole session series in October. I miss taking classes. I’m also at a point where I need specialized instruction due to learning harder moves. 🤘