“I just love a man in uniform” ~ drunk me, to my garden gnomes

I hear they make excellent spouses, making you the talk of the town.

a cartoon says hey no fair and has a plant in the foreground

Alt: “Hey, no fair!” Bluey cries out as she sees her sister Bingo hug a gnome. “I want a husband too!”

I am sure they love you back just as rock hard.

They are rather spiffy in those hats

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